Yoga Women

Some of the most beautiful women in Flagstaff are at my yoga classes, and throughout the week I always think, "Maybe at my next class I could meet an attractive yoga girl, talk, and get to know her."

Then I go to yoga class, and everyone looks straight ahead, rolls out their mats, avoids eye contact, and sits down.

Then at the end of class, everyone looks straight ahead, doesn't make eye contact, rolls up their mats, and leaves as quickly as possible.

Sometimes I talk to the instructor, or my backup girlfriend if she comes along. But otherwise I'm one of those people who could go to the grocery store a thousand times and not say one word to anybody.

In fact I have gone to the grocery store at least a thousand times without speaking to anyone except the checker.

When people say you can meet someone at the grocery store, a bookstore, the library, or some other public place, I have no idea what they're talking about.

Maybe next time.